[Oi][Tee] Crowd

От офиса днес:

- Dijya see tha keigk Gary brought?
- The boss brought booze to work?! Ar ye shure?
- No, man, keiKs, keiKs. Chocolate like.

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- It really does rain a lot in Ireland...
- Yes, well it starts now and ends in ... oh probably May or June ... If you're lucky. But don't worry in a month or so it gets so dark, you don't see the rain.

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- Life is like a box of chocolates ... empty

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С тежък френски/белгийски акцент:
- F**k you! I'm foreign!